Did a bug crawl up your collective asses and die?

it was just one of those bad customer service moments. i didn't even do anything to deserve it... nor did i retaliate (which is shocking). i just didn't want to give off bad karma and ruin the rest of my day. but in hindsight, i should've just blasted the first person to smitherines for their bad attitude because in the end my day was ruined anyways... so i sucked up all that crap treatment for nothing.

A Day of Bad Service at Kensington Market

it might be a while before i go back to Kensington. *sigh* i hate getting bad service at places that i like. leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

all because i had a pierogi craving

and now arrives the long awaited reivew of the highly recommended authentic Polish restaurant in Toronto.

http://www.trifter.com/USA-&-Canada/Ontario/Foogasmic-Friday--Poland-in-Toronto.371081

Café Polonez
195 Roncesvalles Ave
Toronto, ON
M6R 2L5
416-532-8432

this was such an *awesome* food experience.

I dated him...

We'd all like to think that we only date guys of the highest calibre... and we try and make *other* people think that too... but I'm here to share the truth. That guy you thought NO ONE would date...

I dated him

This is a description of the more humours characters from my dating portfolio. Just for laughs.

Bar One on Queen West

This is why you should check out brunch at Bar One.

Take one look at this photo...

http://www.picable.com/Food/Now-this-is-Brunch.189995

... and read about the experience here

http://weblog.xanga.com/cokeaddict/667373334/brunch-at-bar-one.html

and you'll understand. :-)

Happy Father's Day!

i was at Shoppers Drugmart the other day... and i couldn't help but laugh my head off when i saw this. i had to take a picture.

http://www.picable.com/Signs/The-Ideal-Fathers-Day-Gift.129003

the only situations where this could be classified under "Great gift ideas for Dad" are:

• Dad is a drag queen
• Dad is a personal stylist (for women)
• you are a 13-year old girl and you want Dad to re-gift this to you
• it's a gag gift
• you are planning to come out of the closet to your homophobic Dad
• you just want to piss Dad off
• your dad is Jack McFarland

i'm sure there are other possibilities, but i'm sure you get the drift.

Easter in Manhattan

so when i'm wandering around Soho with my camera, i tend to take photos like this:

http://www.picable.com/Places/Cities/Hunting-for-Easter-Eggs.129009

Chinese Squat Theory

it's not really a theory. but i can't think of any other explanation for witnessing a white dude in a suit, squatting on the subway platform to wait for the subway.

Chinese Squat Theory

publishing

so i've decided to start actually publishing some of my randomness. Triond offers money based on page traffic so i figure if i write enough random stuff and enough people read it, then by the year 2015 maybe i'll have enough to buy myself a martini (yes... one martini).

anyways.... i only just started doing this, so i'll post links to each article as they get published here. that way, you only have to subscribe to one place to get the latest and greatest on what's going on in that messed up brain of mine.

here's what's been published in the last few days:

Nine Favoured Features of the iPhone (Nov 6, 2007)


Five Days in NYC & Philly (Nov 6, 2007)


Singapore Airlines Airbus A380 (Nov 3, 2007)

happy reading!

p.s. and tell everyone you know to go and click on the articles too... that way, maybe i can get that martini in 2012 instead of 2015.